I would like to meet him in a dark alley somewhere in England when I’ve had one too many a pint and am walking back to my flat. We’ll run into one another, a spotlight will shine upon him and he’ll burst into song. We’ll start to dance in the alley while he sings Fly Me To The Moon. When the song ends, the spotlight will go down, we will both go our separate ways, and I’ll wake in the morning to wonder if I had a very strange dream.
To drug him, remove his hair, and replace his hair with that of Mr. Chuck “Roundhouse Kick” Norris.
She was my neighbor on 7th. We were both making large transitions in our lives. I had a yard sale one day, she stopped by and really wanted my Eiffel Tower lamp, I said “Hells no”, she hounded me, I gave it to her. She let me sleep on her couch when my a/c went out. I let her tell me about her bastard ex. We made chicken on the Foreman grill.
I’ve met this girl, once or twice. She’s alright. She dreams of dirty pirates I hear.
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